October 1 – October 31
Locktober
2026
Thirty one days, one key, one term, no early release. Shirts, caps, gear, and the cream that keeps a Lockedboy comfortable enough to serve it out.
Before we go further
Are you holding the key,
or handing it over?
Pick a side and the page rearranges itself. Nobody has to scroll past gear that isn't theirs.
Choose one to unlock the page
The star of Locktober
Cage Cream®
Winning the seat is easy. Governing is the hard part. Keeping your Lockedboy comfortable enough to reach Halloween is the actual job. Cage Cream is our chastity relief skincare, built for the chafing, rubbing, and dry skin that show up when something stays on for thirty one days.
- Handmade in small batches in Albuquerque, by us, not a lab
- Original LeatherDaddy scent or fully unscented
- 29ml pocket size up to the 236ml mega tub, so you can ration it or spoil him
- Leather, Scotch, Vanilla, and 18 Erotic Spices
From$32.00 USD
New for 2026
Your campaign shirt
Wear the office you hold. It handles the introductions and the stump speech so your hands stay free.
Keyholder ’26 — Vote Chastity
KEYHOLDER ’26 in campaign red and blue, keyhole where the middle star should be, running on a Lock Them Up platform. Short platform. Firm position.
More for the one in charge
Flag it in public
Text reads faster across a dark bar than a key on a chain does.
INTO: KEYHOLDER Cap
Embroidered flat bill. States your interest before you do.
KEYHOLDER Player 1 Tee
Someone has to go first. It may as well be printed on you.
Give Me Your Key Tee
An opening line you don't have to say out loud.
Keyholder Bag Inspo Hoodie
For the cold end of the month, when he still isn't out.
Buy it for them
Dress the one you locked
Both new Lockedboy shirts. Send one with the lock and let him campaign for a release he isn't going to get.
Lock Me Up Tee
Five rows of asking nicely. He can point at his chest instead of finding the words.
New drop
Locktober 2026 Ballot Tee
Term limit, cage type, keyholder situation. He marks the boxes. You certify the results.
Shopping for him? Order the shirt in his size and add Cage Cream® to the same cart. Apparel is printed on demand by our third-party print partner and ships from them, so the cream may land first. That is fine. He'll need it before the shirt.
The star of Locktober
Cage Cream®
Day three is fine. Day nineteen is when you start drafting a concession speech. Cage Cream is our chastity relief skincare, made for the chafing, rubbing, and dry skin that come with long term wear. Nobody serves a full term on willpower alone.
- Handmade in small batches in Albuquerque, by us, not a lab
- Original LeatherDaddy scent or fully unscented
- 29ml fits a pocket for events. The 236ml tub is for the long haul
- Leather, Scotch, Vanilla, and 18 Erotic Spices
From$32.00 USD
New for 2026
Say it on your chest
Two new shirts for the side of Locktober that does the counting and none of the deciding.
More for the caged
Kit for thirty one days
Gear that gets you through the month, plus somewhere to write down how it's going.
Buy it for them
Something for the one with the key
A gift that puts your situation on the public record, under their name.
Keyholder ’26 Tee
Vote Chastity. Hand it over with the key and let them run on a Lock Them Up platform.
INTO: KEYHOLDER Cap
Subtle from behind, extremely clear from the front.
Gifting up? Add their size to the cart with your own Cage Cream® and it all checks out together. Apparel is printed on demand by our third-party print partner and ships from them, so expect two packages from one order.
Either way
Twenty four Locktober pieces,
one landslide result
Shirts, caps, tanks, hoodies, journals, and the cream that makes thirty one days survivable. No recount, no term limits, no debate stage. All of it from a small, founder made, independent brand in Albuquerque.
Shop the full collectionCage Cream® is handmade by us in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Apparel and accessories are printed on demand by our third-party print partner and ship directly from them, so orders combining skincare and apparel arrive in separate packages. Campaign styling on the 2026 shirts is a joke. No candidate, no party, no endorsement.
