Taste
like trouble.
Shower like a pro.
Six flavors. One dirty little secret.
A hand-poured sugar scrub that actually tastes good. Made in Albuquerque with four plant-based ingredients and zero apologies.
Build your
3-jar bundle.
Pick any three flavors. 33% off auto-applies at checkout — no code, no fine print, no waiting on a coupon email.
What it is.
How to use it.
A hand-poured flavored sugar scrub. Four plant-based ingredients. Dense, spoonable texture. Made to be used anywhere you want to feel — and taste — like trouble.
Rinse off
Warm water first. Skin clean and damp, not dripping.
Scoop a little
A little goes far. The dense texture stays exactly where you put it.
Massage in
Work it into wherever needs the most attention. Circular, unhurried.
Rinse light
Rinse gently. The flavor stays close to the skin — that’s the whole point.
Pick your
favorite.
Watermelon
Lemonade
The one everybody wants a lick of.
Juicy. Tart. Marked down. The crowd favorite for a reason — bright, unmistakably summer, and impossible to ignore.
Glazed
Donut Hole
Warm, glazed, and freshly finished.
Buttery dough. Sugar-glaze finish. Smells like the front counter at your favorite bakery in the best way possible.
Peach Ring
Snug, sweet, and made to be stretched.
Candy-store peach with just enough tang. Chewy, nostalgic, and impossible to eat just one of.
Cherry
Gobbler
Deep, dark, and worth gobbling up.
Ripe dark cherry, hint of almond, all the way through. Grown-up, unapologetically rich, slightly obsessive.
Hot Vanilla
Latte
Hot, creamy, and best served slow.
Freshly pulled espresso. Warm milk. Real vanilla. The one you drink standing at the window on a cold morning.
Lemon
Pound Cake
Zesty on top, buttery underneath.
A slice of lemon pound cake done right. Bright citrus zest up top, rich buttery cake underneath, sugar glaze all the way through.
Three problems.
One scrub.
Every jar is engineered to fix the same three things drugstore scrubs get wrong.
Rough, dead skin.
Demerara sugar exfoliates without shredding you. It melts as you scrub, so you get smooth, kissable skin — no sandpaper finish.
Dry, tight, angry skin.
Antibacterial coconut oil and vegan cactus wax lock in moisture. Soft, conditioned, comfortable long after you towel off.
A boring shower.
Plant-based, body-safe flavor oils turn a two-minute rinse into something worth savoring. Pick a flavor. Taste like it. Watch what happens.
Four ingredients.
All plant-based.
Every jar is hand-poured in small batches in Albuquerque. Nothing on the label you wouldn't want on your body.
Keeps things clean while it conditions. Locks in moisture, stays soft after you towel off.
The exfoliant that melts as you scrub. Smooth, kissable skin without the sandpaper finish.
Native to the desert. Holds moisture in the skin for hours after the shower is over.
Body-safe and natural-tasting. Not chemical, not fake, not the kind of thing you'd regret licking.
Grab any 3.
33% off.
Mix, match, stock up. Auto-applied at checkout. No code, no fine print.
The lineup.
Six flavors, side by side. Pick three and let the discount do its thing.
Watermelon Lemonade
On sale · the one everybody wants a lick of.
Glazed Donut Hole
Warm, glazed, and freshly finished.
Peach Ring
Snug, sweet, and made to be stretched.
Cherry Gobbler
Deep, dark, and worth gobbling up.
Hot Vanilla Latte
Hot, creamy, and best served slow.
Lemon Pound Cake
Zesty on top, buttery underneath.
Common questions.
The stuff people always want to know but never quite ask out loud.
Is it actually safe to taste?
Yes. Every ingredient is plant-based and body-safe, including the flavor oils. Not meant to be eaten by the spoonful, but a little taste on the skin is exactly the point.
How does the Buy 3, 33% off deal work?
Add any three TastyHole flavors to your cart and 33% off gets auto-applied at checkout. No code, no minimum spend. Deal ends Friday.
How long does one jar last?
Depending on how often you use it, most people get 6-8 weeks out of a jar as a weekly polish. Use it more, use it less — it lasts however long you want it to.
Where is it made?
Hand-poured in small batches at our workshop in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Every jar is made to order.
Any skin sensitivities to know about?
External use only. If you have known sensitivities, spot-test a small area first. Contains coconut oil.
Made to
be tasted.
Six flavors. Four ingredients. One dirty little secret. Hand-poured in Albuquerque.
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